======= Quotes from #aircrack-ng =======

Quote from Mister_X:
  Jan 25 00:39 <Mister_X> basic wep cracking tut in 3 easy steps: get up from your chair and go to your neighbour door;
                ring or knock on the door; when he opens, ask him to use his to give the key for his wireless network;
                you're done


Quote from Hirte: 
          21:08   Feb 01 21:27 <Hirte> maybe your AP learned to defeat you


Quote from kantlivelong:
  Feb 01 22:56 <kantlivelong> now i know ive been on the pc too much today, on weather.com i put my IP instead of my zip...
 
 Quote from Mister_X:
  Feb 06 22:27 <Mister_X> So, I think my choice will be slack or debian
   Feb 06 22:28 <n3Cre0>  what're you running now Mister_X?
  Feb 06 22:29 <Mister_X> n3Cre0, if i tell you i would have to kill you (and everyone else here) ;)


Quote from n3Cr0: 
  Feb 07 19:57 <n3Cre0> the day it works on windows is a black day in history


Quote from Hirte: 
  Feb 14 01:06 <Hirte> you could place a pizza right next to your atenna, let 
                aireplay run the whole night at full speed and if you 
                got headaches the next morning and your meal is hot, 
                then you'll know that injection works

Quote from jeroenimo:
   Dec 12 23:01 <jeroenimo> How does one hack neigbours network?:
                       Ring on his doorbell and ask the neighbour if you can have a look at his AP because you have lost an arp!

Quote from sleepless:
    Feb 14 19:21 <sleepless> how do ppl this dense find linux!

Quote from Hirte:
    Feb 15 00:30 <Hirte> you can raise your AP like a child and teach him how to do nasty stuff "did 
               your router just break into my network?!" "yeah, i'm sorry he does this all 
               the time..."

Quote from uovobw:
    Feb 15 11:52 <uovobw> ASPj: the cops stopped me and a friend of mine while wardriving and,
                 when prompted me to show them "the programs on the computer", i ls /usr/bin...
                 they were not happy but couldn't figure out anything

Quote from ASPj:
     Feb 15  12:10 <ASPj> mdk2.c:600: error: invalid lvalue in assignment
             12:10 <ASPj> Fuck you, pointer, fuck you, and fuck you, too!
             12:11 <jeroenimo> I wonder how many curses it takes to code a new tool,  ASPj 
             12:11 <ASPj> to express that number I have to transmit 100 Magebyte
             12:11 <ASPj> Megabyte
             12:11 <ASPj> helluvacrapshitdamnit
             12:12 <jeroenimo> THE BEST PART, WHEN THE CURSING STOPS, YOU KNOW A NEW TOOL IS BORN ...

Quote from Daouid:
     Feb 16 00:29  * Daouid grew an 11th toe since he started working on airoscript

Quote from shwag:
     Feb 16  01:17 <shwag> is support for macbooks wireless?
             01:18 <jeroenimo> No we only give text based support 

Quote from jeroenimo:
     Feb 19  00:47 <jeroenimo> drivers, what is that ?
             00:48 <n3Cre0> that's something that "drives" your hardware
             00:48 <ASPj> jeroenimo: See, Mac makes stupid!
             jeroenimo is from Holland, he is allowed to be stupid!

Mister_X commented on this note:
     Feb 19  19:58 <Mister_X> the last comment is not useful, ASPj
             19:58 <ASPj> i know
             19:58 <ASPj> but he is from Holland and I am from Germany
             19:58 <ASPj> He has to hate me and I have to hate him
             19:58 <ASPj> there is no way around
             19:59 <ASPj> its a football law!
             19:59 <jeroenimo> ASPj: well I guess you are right

Quote from Hirte:
     Feb 19  20:21 <Hirte> ok, away again, messing with some nasty function pointers
             20:21 <muts> Hirte, may the source be with you :)

Quote from muts:
     Feb 19  20:51 < muts> n3Cre0, that's like choosing "death by scrotum hair plucking"

Quote from Daouid:
    Feb 21 23:26 < Daouid> omniscience is god's natural ability ASPj

Quote from ASPj:
    Feb 22 00:26 <hflappy> well guyz...i need to shit/shower/shave and head to homiez house
           00:27 <jeroenimo> hflappy: not in that particular order ?
           00:27 <hflappy> well shit/shave/shower
           00:27 <ASPj> shitting first is stupid
           00:27 <ASPj> so it stinks
           00:27 <hflappy> haha
           00:27 <hflappy> well it could smell like fine ass aroma..u never know
           00:28 <ASPj> but showering first and makin the ass crappy afterwards is stupid too
           00:28 <hflappy> tru that
           00:28 <ASPj> so, shower/shit doesnt fit in any way
           00:28 <ASPj> So either dont ever shit or dont ever shower
           00:28 <ASPj> dont ever shit is impossible
           00:28 <ASPj> so, dont shower anymore and youre fine :)

Quote from ASPj:
    Feb 21 00:53 * ASPj likes words like "space" and "filling up"
    Feb 21 00:53 < ASPj> not when they are encrapted

Quote from onats:
    Feb 25 15:01 <onats> hi, is there anyway i can scan the clients that are connected to my wifi?

Quote from Zero_Chaos:
    Mar 1 21:42 <Zero_Chaos> jeroenimo: Ich bin nicht ein mit wem zu ficken

Quote from Jota:
    Mar 11 15:46 <Jota> ok i will try...  another question...  is a celeron 600 too old and slow to try???   does it taka too mauch time??
           15:51 <CCFreak2K> aircrack will just run slower than...something faster.

Quote from ASPj:
   Mar 11 23:00  * ASPj likes to be a linux kernel, so "woman" could be compiled 
          into him instead of being a module that could get lost....

Quote from ASPj:
   Mar 15 01:02 <ortodoxy> in aireplay it says .. saving your arp requests in replay_arp-438.cap
          01:03 <ortodoxy> when i serch for it it cant find the damn file
          01:03 <ASPj> you shouldnt save files in /dev/null
          01:04 <ortodoxy> ok
          01:04 <ortodoxy> thanks

Quote from friedaB:
   Mon 19 18:16 <friedaB> how can i start aircrack in linux?
          18:16 <Mister_X> aircrack-ng
          18:16 <Mister_X> in a terminal

Quote from JackLass:
   Mon 19 22:02 <JackLass> yeah the ivs files what are these?
          22:02 <jeroenimo> JackLass: brush up on wep hacking and ask us again 
          22:03 <JackLass> ImageView Storage File

Quote from Da_FBi:
   Mon 26 21:08 <hanhan> Evening !
          21:10 <Da_FBi> evning?
          21:10 <jeroenimo> Da_FBi: soem people live in Europe

Quote from NatureTM:
   Wed 28 19:25 <Mister_X> Aien-X2, please read the wiki, it will answer to all your question
          19:25 <Aien-X2> i wish i can lol
          19:25 <Aien-X2> browsing is not allowed
          19:26 <Aien-X2> neither does download
          19:26 <Aien-X2> lol
          19:26 <Mister_X> browsing is not allowed?
          19:26 <NatureTM> where are you?
          19:26 <NatureTM> jail?
          19:26 <Aien-X2> far away from you ^_^
          19:26 <NatureTM> ;-)
          19:26 <Aien-X2> lol i'm in home
          19:26 <Aien-X2> -)
          19:27 <NatureTM> did daddy leave netnanny on when he went to work?


Quote from SonicvanaJr:
   Wed 04 00:03 <ChIP_83> classic intel centrino...
   Wed 04 00:03 <ChIP_83> (frist version)
   Wed 04 00:03 <n3Cre0> version?
   Wed 04 00:03 <n3Cre0> 2100, 2200, 2915, 3945, ...
   Wed 04 00:04 <ChIP_83> dunno
   Wed 04 00:05 <SonicvanaJr> ChIP_83: Backtrack doesn't have injection for any of those, just monitor mode
   Wed 04 00:06 <ChIP_83> (when I try to use "fake auth" mode the program say that it's not supported by my card)
   Wed 04 00:07 <SonicvanaJr> Gee, I wonder what that could mean.

Quote from ASPj:
  [23:53] <n3Cre0> btw ASPj how would you kick someone from your AP?
  [23:54] <n3Cre0> you said you had a script that alerted you when someone got on your AP
  [23:54] <n3Cre0> and then you could "shutdown them"
  [23:54] <ASPj> n3Cre0, first, I do a triangulation, after that i calculate the latitude and longitude coordinates, then I call Chuck Norris to roudhousekick the attackers ass

Quote from n3Cre0
  [00:10] <jeroenimo> :-*
  [00:13] <n3Cre0> shit a wildcard smiley
  [00:13] <n3Cre0> now we will never know what he wanted to express

Quote from WiFiHelper
  [22:35] <kingcobra> how do i go about injecting packets though
  [22:35] <n3Cre0> !wiki
  [22:35] <WiFiHelper> n3Cre0: "wiki" is www.aircrack-ng.org
  [22:35] <onyx> !newbie
  [22:35] <WiFiHelper> onyx: "newbie" is http://aircrack-ng.org/doku.php?id=newbie_guide
  [22:35] <n3Cre0> !newbie
  [22:35] <WiFiHelper> n3Cre0: "newbie" is http://aircrack-ng.org/doku.php?id=newbie_guide
  [22:35] <n3Cre0> !su
  [22:35] <WiFiHelper> n3Cre0: "su" is Shut up
  [22:35] <onyx> lol
  [22:35] <Mister_X> lol

Quote from yxairyggen
  13-04-2007 * 18:16 * yxairyggen (n=b@c-828ee255.102-2-64736c12.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #aircrack-ng
               18:16 <yxairyggen> How do I know which MAC-adress the Acces point I'm gonna crack have?

Quote from hirte
  17-04-2007  18:58 < hirte> i destroyed my alarm clock this morning by accident, now 
               i need to write another script... this is how software 
               takes over hardware

Quote from TuTuFF
  10-05-2007 16:22 <n3Cre0> http://bash.org/?4281
             16:22 <TuTuFF> yeah a remote face-stabber`d be well neat
             16:22 <TuTuFF> yo`ud be a pincushion n3c ;)

Quote from TuTuff
  <n3Cre0> can't do anything wrong
  <TuTuFF> au contraire my alpha-numeric friend .. I can break anything, screw up even the most simple one step procedure, calamatise the most foolproof of schemes
  <n3Cre0> aha
  <TuTuFF> in short nothing is safe!

Quote from jeroenimo
  13-05-2007 16:20 <owss> didnet konw a site for some download compatible driver
             16:20 <jeroenimo> owss: we all make type mistakes, but you are quite extreme
             16:21 <owss> :/

Quote from hirte
  14-05-2007 00:16 <SonicvanaJr> We need a logo
             00:25 <hirte> SonicvanaJr: we are looking for logo ideas for some time now
             00:41 <n3Cre0> but do we need a logo?
             00:43 <hirte> we live in a economical environment, we need to build up an identity, we need a logo and lots of publicity, flyer, and tv spots

Quote from ASPj
  14-05-2007 10:13 <ASPj> CCMP: replay detected: STA=00:0b:85:56:f4:2e previous PN 0000000adac3 received PN 0000000adac3
             10:13 <ASPj> again
             10:14 * ASPj gets mdk3 ready...
             10:14 <TuTuFF> ASP: how are you seeing that?
             10:14 <ASPj> dmesg
             10:14 <void101> ASPj, time for a little bit of wireless warfare huh ? ;)
             10:14 <ASPj> mdk3 isnt suitable for a bit of warfare, its the ultimate armagodden
             10:14 <TuTuFF> carry on tghe glorious work in my absence oh chosen ones!
             10:14 <ASPj> armageddon
             10:15 <n3Cre0> lmao
             10:15 <ASPj> allah ma hakbah!
             10:15 <ASPj> yalla! yallaaaaah!

Quote from ASPj
  14-05-07   10:15  * ASPj gets the mob ready, armed with knives, and axes, TO THE QUOTES, PEOPLE!
             10:17  <void101> *Warcry*
             10:17  <ASPj> ah, void101, here is your backpack!
             10:18  * ASPj hands a backpack with explosives to void101
             10:18  <void101> hmm nice, thanks m8
             10:18  <ASPj> void101, you have a delivery to make!
             10:19  <ASPj> yallah yallah!
             10:19  <void101> haha gimme a target ^^
             10:19  <ASPj> void101: your target: the infidel of "math"
             10:21  <ASPj> so, void101, doubleyallah, math is killing me here!
             10:22  <void101> yeah need some time first, the bomb needs some upgrades (blast radius for example)
             10:23  <ASPj> void101, dont waste time on upgrading the bomb, allahu akbar, yallah yallah!
             10:27  <void101> on my way
             10:28  <-- void101 hat den Server verlassen ("allahu akbaaaaaaaa !!! *BOOM* --> http://tinyurl.com/2lggr2").

             ARABIC TRANSLATION:
             yallah yallah = quick quick!
             allahu akbar = allah is the greatest

...and a few minutes later:

  14-05-07 10:37  * ASPj gets another backpack ready
           10:37  <ASPj> void101, you have proven to be a reliable jihadist
           10:38  <ASPj> Guess whom I chose for the next mission ;)
           10:38  <n3Cre0> 3 to 1 chance it'll get deleted :(
           10:38  <ASPj> 10 to 1
           10:38  <sorbo> 666
           10:38  <void101> lol 1 mission a day keeps the infidels away
           10:38  <n3Cre0> ah send sorbo with a backpack
           10:38  <ASPj> the questions is, how long will it last!
           10:39  <n3Cre0> the filthy windows porter
           10:39  <n3Cre0> ;-)

Quote from TuTuFF (Note: back when this conversation was recorded, registrations were open on the wiki. Today, you actually need to apply for an account on IRC.)
  15-05-07 20:26  <TuTuFF> how does one make a login for the wiki?
           20:26  <TuTuFF> or does it have to be made for you?
           20:27  <ebfe> you have to pass the test
           20:27  <ebfe> your journey begins now
           20:27  <TuTuFF> ok thanks that was an easy test .. i think i`ll just register

Quote from ASPj
  16-05-07 10:49 <md`>  i need to fucking rip this capslock key out of this new keyboard, it*'s annoyuing me
           10:49 <md`>  -u
           10:49 <md`>  bah
           10:50 <md`>  or even better yet i switch back to my old one
           10:50 <ASPj> whats so special with that new capslock?
           10:50 <md`>  it is there
           10:50 <ASPj> oh, yeah, that sucks
           10:50 <md`>  all my other keyboards have it removed
           10:50 <md`>  like
           10:50 <md`>  physcially removed
           10:50 <ASPj> maybe you should consider removing your FINGER, so every keyboard would be compatible ;)

Quote from Mister_X:
  22-05-2007 * 02:10 <whatever> currently I dont have a choice I can use my old dell laptop that feels like a grand piano
               02:10 <whatever> thats the only other thing I have
               02:11 <Mister_X> grand piano produces great sounds
               02:11 <whatever> lol

Quote from Zermolo:
  23-05-2007 * 19:58 <cyrusback> what can i use to capute wpa packets
               19:58 <Zero_Chaos> a butterfly net
               19:58 <Zermelo> besides airodump?
               19:58 <cyrusback> ok dont have butterfly net.
               19:58 <Zermelo> butterfly net works good for me
               19:59 <TuTuFF> a trap? they`rfe like vermin them damn wpa`s they breed like rabbits!
               19:59 <Zermelo> ssshhhh, be bery bery quiet, I'm hunting arp's
               20:00 <TuTuFF> ah i`m after wpa`s nothign to do with arps
               20:00 <Zermelo> shhh, be bery bery quiet, I'm hunting a 4-way handshake

Quote from Mister_X (talking about OOo and it being slow):
  25-05-2007 * 23:56 <Mister_X> it uses java
               23:56 <Mister_X> that's why it's slow to start
               23:57 <Mister_X> java uses as icon a little cup of coffee meaning you have time to get a coffee before using the application
               23:57 <Mister_X> (at least that's what we said at work between java and .NET developpers) ;)

Quote from stuart
  25-05-2007 * 19:11 <stuart> Why have I got a yellow light next to my name in xchat?
               19:11 <n3Cre0> stuart, voiced
               19:12 * n3Cre0 removes voice from stuart
               19:12 * Zero_Chaos removes voice from stuart
               19:12 <n3Cre0> better?
               19:12 <stuart> Golly. I'm important at last!

Quote from jeroenimo
  06-06-2007 * 16:54 <jeroenimo> Gotta park the motorbike, seeya guys
               16:54 <n3Cre0> cu
               16:54 <n3Cre0> was jeroenimo chatting with us from his motorbike?
               16:59 <jeroenimo> Yeah I have a helmet system, auto  wephacking ssh to my server script running on it
               17:00 <jeroenimo> and guess what voice recognition ;-)
               17:12 <DESfox> aircrack-bmw
               17:12 <DimGR> aircrack-honda

Quote from SonicvanaJr
  01-07-2007 * 03:54 ==> Yuri-Kh n=none@dhcp-0-14-bf-1f-47-5f.cpe.quickclic.net has joined #aircrack-ng
               03:54 < Yuri-Kh> hey guys
               03:54 < Yuri-Kh> i just disassembled a ipod 30g harddrive
               03:54 < Yuri-Kh> why? cause it died.
               04:00 < SonicvanaJr> We care
               04:02 ==> Yuri-Kh n=none@dhcp-0-14-bf-1f-47-5f.cpe.quickclic.net has quit ("Leaving")

Quote from Zero_Chaos
  01-07-2007 * 06:32  >>> Yuri-Kh pokes Zero_Chaos
               06:32  >>> Yuri-Kh pours cold water on SonicvanaJr
               06:32  >>> Yuri-Kh leaves to play some games
               06:32  >>> SonicvanaJr kicks Yuri-Kh
               06:32 < Zero_Chaos> Yuri-Kh: poking a sleeping tiger tends to be a poor idea
               06:32 < Yuri-Kh> Zero_Chaos, what tiger?
               06:33 < Yuri-Kh> lol
               06:33 ==> mode/#aircrack-ng (+o Zero_Chaos) by ChanServ
               06:33 ==> Yuri-Kh was kicked from #aircrack-ng by Zero_Chaos (this one)
               06:33 ==> mode/#aircrack-ng (-o Zero_Chaos) by Zero_Chaos
               06:33 < Zero_Chaos> hmmm, what happened?
               06:33 < Zero_Chaos> Someone must have set him up the bomb
               06:34 < SonicvanaJr> We have signal ?
               06:35 < Zero_Chaos> SonicvanaJr: We get signal. Main screen turn on! 
               06:35 < SonicvanaJr> It's YOU  !!!
               06:35 < Zero_Chaos> how are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us
               06:35 < Zero_Chaos> hahaha
               06:36 < Zero_Chaos> You have no chance to survive, make your time


Quote from E-Tray identifying the Stones hitting the channel
    08-07-2007 15:20 Can't get no authentication - R.Stones

Quote from ASPj
  <ASPj> 你好我不是中国人
  <Gener1c> japanease is leet
  <ASPj> its chinese
  <Gener1c> still jap is better
  <ASPj> japan sucks, japanese people eat shit and stuff
  <Gener1c> like the southparck ep only in reverse
  <ASPj> exactly
  <Gener1c> say now i think im up to something
  <Gener1c> if you eat from your mouth and crap from your ass
  <Gener1c> and when you eat from your ass and then crap from the mouth
  <Gener1c> what is stoping you from eating shit and crapping food?
  <Gener1c> maybe the japs are up to something
  <ASPj> i guess the chemicals
  <ASPj> the chemicals can only convert food to crap
  <ASPj> not minding from which side it comes
  <Gener1c> im never eating sushi again
  <Gener1c> thats why it comes in rolls
  <Gener1c> think about it

Quote from kingnub:
  04-09-2007 * 22:15 <kingnub> I have the "Aircrack.vmx" from http://forum.aircrack-ng.org/ but 
                               lspci doesn't show my USB dongle even though vmware says its connected ...
  # After spending some time trying to figure out what's the wrong, we found the solution ;)
  04-09-2007 * 22:40 <kingnub> the USB device is enbaled, still no luck
               22:41 <Mister_X> are you sure?
               22:41 <kingnub> yup its on, its just not deteced by lspci
               22:41 <Mister_X> normal
               22:41 <Mister_X> it is a USB device
               22:41 <Mister_X> lsusb
               22:42 <Mister_X> lol
               22:42 <kingnub> oh yeah
               22:42 <kingnub> lol
               22:42 <kingnub> brb

Quote from gener1c:
  08-09-2007 * 22:33 < gener1c> i suffer the same problem after jacking off ....no one seems to want to handshake me , especially not three way

Quote from BennieMan:
  08-09-2007 * 17:21 < BennieMan> TuTuFF, is there, but when i plug in the USB antenna, nothing happen                                         
  08-09-2007 * 17:21 < TuTuFF> ok so unplug the adapter then remove the module (rmmod whatever)                                          
  08-09-2007 * 17:22 < TuTuFF> then replug the usb ihn .. check it loads                                                                 
  08-09-2007 * 17:22 < BennieMan> remove the module?                                                                                     
  08-09-2007 * 17:22 < TuTuFF> but looking at it the driver is loaded if nothing else is happening then there is probably something else amiss
  08-09-2007 * 17:22 < TuTuFF> rmmod MODULE
  08-09-2007 * 17:23 < BennieMan> TuTuFF
  08-09-2007 * 17:23 < BennieMan> user@ubuntu:~$ rmmod MODULE    
  08-09-2007 * 17:23 < BennieMan> ERROR: Module MODULE does not exist in /proc/modules 
  08-09-2007 * 17:24 < TuTuFF> yuo fuckin nimrod  

Quote from blacklotus89:
   Oct. 20/2007 12:25 <blacklotus89> unfair :( i still don't have an quote on aircrack-ng.org

Quote from includex1:
  02-12-2007 * 00:37 <includex1> Zero Chaos ieee802 patch is included in aireplay-ng test?
  02-12-2007 * 00:39 <Zero_Chaos> ...
  02-12-2007 * 00:39 <Zero_Chaos> driver patches cannot possibly be included in a command that sends packets
  02-12-2007 * 00:39 <Zero_Chaos> includex1: are you stoned?

Quote from rakeem:
  19:44 < rakeem> I've spent all year stopping users from sticking password 
                  coated post-it notes to their monitors and finally they've 
                  got the message.  The other day I went into the office and 
                  saw one girl had downloaded a software version of post-it 
                  notoes from the 3M website.  Sure enough, in the top-right 
                  corner there was a list of hers and her workmates logins...


Quote from Ronald:
  09-01-2008 * 19:59 < Ronald> My parrents have made a wep key on our wireless network but now(2 days later) they forgotten it, can someone help me and my parrents 
               19:59 < Mister_X> you can reset the router   
               20:00 < Mister_X> or open the administration page of the router and change the key 
               20:00 < Ronald> there is only a on/off switch  
               20:00 < giovani> heh                               
               20:00 < giovani> this definitely sounds believable     
               20:00 < giovani> Ronald: what model access point is this?
               20:00 < Ronald> my parrents are next to me(sorry for my english but I'm dutch)  
               20:01 < Ronald> on the router stand experia box          
               20:01 < Ronald> from siemens (from the dutch provider hetnet)
               20:02 < giovani> well, if there truly is no reset button    
               20:02 < giovani> usually unplugging, and plugging back in the power rapidly will reset the device
               20:02 < giovani> that works on most US cable modems  
               20:02 < giovani> I think it's 3-5 times in under 30 seconds on most      
               20:03 < Ronald> I will try     
               20:10 < Ronald> it has not worked
               20:11 < giovani> Ronald: then, as darkAudax suggested, try googling the model number and finding the manual
               20:11 < giovani> there has to be a way to reset it                                                                        
               20:13 < Ronald> my vader say dat dirkjan(a friend of ous) chanced the code from the router but forgotten in wich he has chanced it
               20:14 < giovani> well, then you'll HAVE to reset the router anyway, since you don't even have the administration password   
               20:14 < giovani> call up your ISP if they provided the AP, and tell them you need to reset it
               20:15 < Ronald> ok wait a sec(there is a 24/7 line says my dad
               20:15 < Ronald> i will call them
               20:20 < Ronald> the men on the fone say that it's fun to try to "capture packages" and then test the securety level of our wireless network with aircrack
               20:20 < Ronald> he is still on the fone
               20:20 < giovani> Ronald: do you really think we'll believe that you called your ISP's tech support, and they suggested you crack the wep key?
               20:21 < giovani> I'm definitely done with this     
               20:21 < Ronald> sorry
               20:21 < Ronald> sorry that i lied
               20:23 < Ronald> ok the true is that my parrents think that i don't need internet on my bedroom so they don't wanna tell our wep key 

Quote from bolexxx:
                   21:26 < bolexxx> my last failure is, i made out with a lesbian, i didnt know she was a lesbian, so her girl came and started a fight...

Quote from JRDNZ
                   22:55 < JRDNZ> aircraft-ng:   B7:A9:31:F8:22:61:B6:d7:43:2B:AF:A2:A6 | Probability 100%

Quote from comrade`phil:
                   00:28 < comrade`phil> there's a folder called module
                   00:28 < comrade`phil> dir shows it
                   00:28 < jeroenimo> Module
                   00:28 < jeroenimo> *M*odule
                   00:29 < jeroenimo> comrade`phil: use airdriver-ng to install !
                   00:29  * comrade`phil facedesks

Quote from ASPj:
  02-02-2008 * 01:50 <SonicvanaJr> How's germany ASPj2?
               01:50 <ASPj2> its german
Quote from hirte:
     15:01 < hirte> just wonderung about time
Quote from hirte:
     17:53 < hirte> webpower: let me repeat it slowly: t h e r e   i s    n o   s u p p o r t e d    d r i v e r

Quote from l403:
     <l403> hayas
     <l403> I am reading the irc quotes page so, I had to come

Quote from Zero_Chaos:
  [22:18] <Zero_Chaos> NetRolller3D: I'm used to changing my kernel as often as my underwear, I've not changed kernels in a month and it is killing me
  [22:19] <NetRolller3D> Zero_Chaos: :-)
  [22:20] <NetRolller3D> Zero_Chaos: do you also install compat packages on your underwear?
  [22:20] <Zero_Chaos> NetRolller3D: no, but my blood is 802.11 compliant
  [22:20] <HardDisk_WP> NetRolller3D, you mean, stuff like the package "woman"?
  [22:21] <NetRolller3D> Maybe... though that's definitely wired connection.
  [22:23] <NetRolller3D> Zero_Chaos: but remember, you need at least 2 hearts (up to 4) for wireless-N...

Quote from Underting: 
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:10:27] <Underting> any body tried AWUS036H with aircrack ?
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:10:46] <NetRolller3D> Underting: Ask hirte.
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:11:15] <NetRolller3D> Hirte has an AWUS036H AFAIK.
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:11:18] <Underting> because if i buy it and find that it's not supporter i will suicide !
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:11:20] <Underting> :)
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:11:54] <Underting> mr hirte ?
  [Sat May 3 2008] [23:12:04] <NetRolller3D> And AFAIK AWUS036H doesn't require a mac80211 driver.

Quote from gromozekin:
  [17:22] <l1x> /root/compat-wireless-2008-05-19/include/net/compat.h:36:35: error: linux/compat_autoconf.h: No such file or directory
  [17:22] <l1x> :(
  [17:22] <NetRolller3D> l1x: install kernel headers and sources!
  [17:24] <l1x> root@lapos:~/compat-wireless-2008-05-19# dpkg -l |grep kernel|grep 25
  [17:24] <l1x> ii  linux-headers-2.6.25-1                     2.6.25-1.2ubuntu5                   Header files related to Linux kernel version
  [17:24] <l1x> ii  linux-headers-2.6.25-1-generic             2.6.25-1.2ubuntu5                   Linux kernel headers for version 2.6.25 on x
  [17:24] <l1x> ii  linux-image-2.6.25-1-generic               2.6.25-1.2ubuntu5                   Linux kernel image for version 2.6.25 on x86
  [17:24] <l1x> ii  linux-source-2.6.25                        2.6.25-1.2ubuntu5                   Linux kernel source for version 2.6.25 with
  [17:24] <l1x> netroll did i miss something?
  [17:25] <gromozekin> yes, install slackware

Quote from ionstorm:
  21:58 < ionstorm> with lsusb -vvv MaxPower does that mean max transmit power?

Quote from kane:
  [02:31:42] < kane1> I get i need a good wordlist So its kind of like impossible
  [02:31:45] < kane1> to crack wpa
  [02:31:59] < kane1> I can't believe aircrack made me do all these things

Quote from NetRolller3D:
  <NetRolller3D>  kane2: In fact, there exists a way to immediately crack a WPA network, regardless of what the key is, without having to colloect IVs or anything - it has recently leaked from the NSA. Don't tell anyone that you know this from me!
  <GuntherDW> NetRolller3D: i've heard about that one too!
  <NetRolller3D> The method: Take a hammer, go near the AP, and CRACK THAT FSCKIN' WPA AP TO TINY PARTS!

Quote from ASPj talking about Android and iPhone:
  [16:02] <ASPj> this should be as uncomfartable as google and apple spying on you all the time
  [16:02] <ASPj> uncomfortable, not uncomFARTable
  [16:02] <ASPj> an uncommon fart table oO

Quote from Zermelo:
  27-10-2008 * 00:46 <DarkPixel> AR5008 but no driver for linksys wpc100
               00:46 <DarkPixel> trying to use airodump and claims not supported
               00:47 <Zermelo> ur on windows?
               00:47 <DarkPixel> yea
               00:47 <Zermelo> thats ur first problem

Quote from lord-carlos:
  11-07-2009 <lord-carlos> 0.9.3 is so damn old, my grandfarther was using it with his enigma in WWII

Quote from AaronM:
  [03:32] <ASPj> WHAT THE FUCK??!!
  [03:33] <AaronM> so begins the ASPj night time show

Quote from ASPj:
  (03:22:24) ASPj: I guess my laptop is considered a WMD in the US ;)
  (03:22:41) ASPj: Weapon of Mass Disconnection :D

Quote from ziplock:
  December 6th, 2009
  13:08  * XAVeRY hides in the corner and starts to cry
  13:08 <@jeroenimo> XAVeRY: pussy...
  13:09 < XAVeRY> I am so appalled.
  13:09 < ziplock> what is pussy, and is it in the wiki?
  
Quote from sorbo:
  16-01-2010 * 03:27 <sorbo> my code fucking rocks
  16-01-2010 * 03:27 <sorbo> especially wesside
  16-01-2010 * 03:27 <sorbo> the only thing that seems to work is the help menu

Quote from Zero_Chaos:
  14-08-2010 * 20:29 < upp> i don't understand what do you mean
  14-08-2010 * 20:29 < Zero_Chaos> read it again and try really hard

Quote from johnny`:
  [19:05] <johnny`> how do i install it by source
  [19:05] <XAVeRY> consult the documentation.
  [19:05] <XAVeRY> this is basic Linux knowledge.
  [19:14] <johnny`> there is no documentation
  
Quote from Tefx:
  [23:12] <Tefx> hey guys erm not in linux atm btu was wantign to test crack my friends wifi for him and yes this is legitimate it was to test his router and check see how my new laptop   deals with cracking and it uses a card ive used many of times for doign wep cracking btu for soem reason when i start aimon ng i can airodump- specific chanels and detetc networks on all   chanels btu for soem reason when i try to start aireplay-ng with fake auth or arpreplay it seem to
  [23:12] <Tefx > say that the channel is locked to channel -1
  [23:12] <Tefx > any ideas
  [23:17] <WiFiHelper> New on the ForumFeed: Re: Why is my interface on channel -1? <http://forum.aircrack-ng.org/index.php?topic=10541.msg47027#msg47027>
  [23:19] <Tefx > WiFiHelper, i think you a bot but i shal give that a try thanks
  [23:19] <WiFiHelper > Tefx: Error: "i" is not a valid command.

Quote from SniperXP:
  <SniperXPX> I have the handshake packets for my WPA protected network. How would I go about bruteforcing the key? I can use disctionaries no problem but I cannot find anything about Bruteforcing
  <SniperXPX> dictionaries*
  <Zero_Chaos> !john
  <WiFiHelper> Zero_Chaos: "john" is (#1) http://tinyshell.be/aircrackng/forum/index.php?topic=176.0 or (#2) john --stdout --incremental | aircrack-ng -a 2 -w - <handshakes>.cap -e <essid> or (#3) http://www.openwall.com/john/ or (#4) http://openwall.info/wiki/john/markov
  <Zero_Chaos> you have 11,000 years right?
  <SniperXPX> I do not think the password is all that strong
  <SniperXPX> I do have access to a dual CPU xeon server
  <SniperXPX> I can leave that server running the job for weeks if I want to
  <Zero_Chaos> 11,000 years
  <hiexpo> lol
  <SniperXPX> I doubt the password is 64char
  <SniperXPX> It's most liekly 8-10
  <SniperXPX> likely*
  <Zero_Chaos> LOL
  <Zero_Chaos> yeah, that is 11,000 years
  <SniperXPX> Seriously?
  <Zero_Chaos> yeah, please consult a calulator

Quote from Zero_Chaos:
  <allfro> alright.. brb
  <allfro> build complete
  <allfro> patch applied
  <Zero_Chaos> hopefully in the opposite order...

Quote from maslen:
  <haxwithdroid> I'd like to propose a new code style standard. COK: cat on keyboard.
  <maslen> Why not just call it perl ?
  <jeffree> damn
  <haxwithdroid> cok can be applied to any language
  <maslen> Yes. And then they'll all look like PERL

Quote from only:
  <only> hey folks, can I set an Alfa USB wifi into monitor mode on macOS?
  <only> I have installed the drivers and see it as `en6`
  <only> or do I absolutely need a Linux VM?
  <Mister_X> only, you can capture with the internal card with wireshark
  <Mister_X> there is no injection
  <Mister_X> you can't use another card AFAIK
  <Mister_X> if you want to use that USB card, you'll either need to boot into a live linux (or installed on your mac) or a VM
  ...
  <only> Mister_X: so absolutely no workaround to this? :\
  <Fishman> only: osx drivers are all closed source.  expect to never have monitor mode on them.
  <Mister_X> only, yes, write a driver for it
  <only> well, that's what I was thinking.. surely someone thought about running rtl8812au natively in os x
  <Fishman> only: basically, no.
  ...
  # A few hours later:
  <only> no, I mean, how do I access the interfrace from within the linux vm?
  <only> on mac os
  <only> hey folks, has anyone used an external wifi adapter in monitor mode on a Mac?
  <Zero_Chaos> only: still not possible.  no one fixed it for you in the last 3 hours
  <only> Zero_Chaos: fair enough
  * only has quit (Quit: Leaving...)